BUY NOW! Official Green Hammer of Death™

by Chadford Whitmore VI

Own your very own official Green Hammer of Death™!
More powerful than Thor’s hammer!

Features include:
β€’ Non-slip grip for bashing suit skulls
β€’ Proprietary non-stick polymer for easy clean-up of suit’s blood
β€’ Holds the power of 1,000,000 suns and can instantly cause stocks to go up*

*Requires a big brain and cookie tan

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